Hey I'm David or Patrick, whichever you prefer. This blog is a platform for my views, funny stuff, artsy stuff, music stuff, gay stuff, et cetera.
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THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS… HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE NOW…
my dog is very enthusiastic over this penis-shaped lollipop
Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
when someone insults you and your friend backs you up
HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES
this is the single most intense video i’ve ever witnessed
how many star in the sky
Like 7 star
good job nasa keep up the good work
It’s officially gone too far now.
i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet
I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES
Now stop asking for me accent challenge video
Omg he’s so cute
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh